People has named the British football star 2015’s sexiest man. But do we agree?
It’s an interesting choice all the way out here in 2015, when Beckham’s star has faded considerably from the height of his football-playing years. Beckham is their oldest pick sinceJohnny Depp took the leather, cigar-smelling crown in 2009, though he’s certainly no worse for the wear. Beckham is, near about objectively, a sexy man! But is he the sexist manalive?
This is where People’s methodology comes a bit into question. We’ve no doubt that, likeEsquire does when it names the sexiest woman alive, People is doing its due diligence in scouring the planet looking at all possible candidates. I’m sure that People’s vast team of researchers—led, of course, by famed sexologist Dr. Candice G. Goodbody, of the Man Institute (on the Isle of Man)—were dispatched across the globe, banging on pots and pans to rouse men from their village huts, slowly driving their Jeeps down fraternity rows with a bullhorn, saying, “Produce your men. Are there are any men in this place?” I would never assume that People did anything less than look as thoroughly as they possibly could for the sexiest man currently alive on this twirling blue sex rock.
It’s an interesting choice all the way out here in 2015, when Beckham’s star has faded considerably from the height of his football-playing years. Beckham is their oldest pick sinceJohnny Depp took the leather, cigar-smelling crown in 2009, though he’s certainly no worse for the wear. Beckham is, near about objectively, a sexy man! But is he the sexist manalive?
This is where People’s methodology comes a bit into question. We’ve no doubt that, likeEsquire does when it names the sexiest woman alive, People is doing its due diligence in scouring the planet looking at all possible candidates. I’m sure that People’s vast team of researchers—led, of course, by famed sexologist Dr. Candice G. Goodbody, of the Man Institute (on the Isle of Man)—were dispatched across the globe, banging on pots and pans to rouse men from their village huts, slowly driving their Jeeps down fraternity rows with a bullhorn, saying, “Produce your men. Are there are any men in this place?” I would never assume that People did anything less than look as thoroughly as they possibly could for the sexiest man currently alive on this twirling blue sex rock.People magazine, the magazine of the people, has done what it must do every year: it has weighed and measured our men, poked and prodded and lifted things, done phrenological readings of crania, inspected beards and Adam’s apples, and it has determined who among them is the Sexies
It’s an interesting choice all the way out here in 2015, when Beckham’s star has faded considerably from the height of his football-playing years. Beckham is their oldest pick sinceJohnny Depp took the leather, cigar-smelling crown in 2009, though he’s certainly no worse for the wear. Beckham is, near about objectively, a sexy man! But is he the sexist manalive?t. Yes! It’s time forPeople’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” The 2015 honoree was announced on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, which has become a new tradition. The honoree? None other than David Beckham,soccer star and kept man of wealthy textiles magnate Posh “Victoria Beckham” Spice.Interesting, huh?
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